Maverick Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Before reading on: Stop reading now, I warned you, damnit, I warned you! The Japanese developer of Custom Maid 3D released a beta patch that enables Oculus Rift support.Juicy detail: The game features an additional controller that works as a masturbator transmitting the intensity of strokes into the game. http://kotaku.com/penis-powered-game-gets-oculus-rift-support-919896530 I mean, really Japan, REALLY? WTF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danredda Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 BAHAHAHA this is hilarious. The timing is even better because on one of my other TS's we were talking about the rift when I saw this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellso Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 The game has a cock controller.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 The game has a cock controller.. ?More or less, yes: Link to a slideshow of the "controller": http://futurezone.at/produkte/penis-controller-spiel-unterstuetzt-oculus-rift/24.600.244#24599669,24482929Text is in german. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekxs Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 WELCOME, FRIENDS. WELCOME. TO THE FUTURE OF GAMING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother Goose Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Walk into your buddies hangar/ship to see him getting his cyberfreak on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftsure Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 The game has a cock controller.. ? I see a glorious future for F2P games. String player along all sexylike, then BAM! Paywall! 5$ or blueballs! Maverick, Ryofar and DBH-Chaos 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryofar Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Forget joysticks, HOTAS, mouse and keyboard or even the Xbox controller... Seriously, who doesn't want to fly a bengal carrier with their cock? Swiftsure and Maverick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftsure Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Forget joysticks, HOTAS, mouse and keyboard or even the Xbox controller... Seriously, who doesn't want to fly a bengal carrier with their cock? Give it force feedback, add a couple of buttons on top, and I'm sold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 @Ryofar, GREAT idea! You wanna call CR and ask if you could lead the team that develops the interface for that?^^ I guess it would be enough if you just develop it in Japanese language, don't think you could sell that anywhere else on this planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMoN Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 The Japanese should try some real sex instead. In a couple of decades there won't be any Japanese left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC-Corp Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 just dont try and make any hairpin turns and DFM might have you in the hospital in no time lol one thing is your endurance will go up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miloowool Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 typical japanees hehe.have to pick my wingmen with care then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Forget joysticks, HOTAS, mouse and keyboard or even the Xbox controller... Seriously, who doesn't want to fly a bengal carrier with their cock? This may be the single greatest thing I have ever heard. As my foe is floating in their escape pod, I want them to watch me dry humping the bridge window of my Idris as I split their ship's hull in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novastorm Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 @Ryofar, GREAT idea! You wanna call CR and ask if you could lead the team that develops the interface for that?^^ I guess it would be enough if you just develop it in Japanese language, don't think you could sell that anywhere else on this planet. I pre-ordered mine weeks ago.....so at least one is coming to the Netherlands, so there goes that theory =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Damnit nova, every time I try to make a point... Alright then I'm gonna be beta-testing the interface for the Bengal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Damnit nova, every time I try to make a point... Alright then I'm gonna be beta-testing the interface for the Bengal. Wait your turn big boy... End of the line for you... We need to line up by size, otherwise you will ruin the joystick for everybody else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 This thread derails into even lower depths than i was expecting.^^ danredda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzbrad Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother Goose Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Wait your turn big boy... End of the line for you... We need to line up by size, otherwise you will ruin the joystick for everybody else... It's really a pain to loosen those straps once you've tightened them, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novastorm Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Let me be the first to say penis in this thread, so we hit rock bottom =) Maverick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 I have to reply with "RUST".Every time I read penis now I have to think about that game. Some devs have a really weird sense of humor (normally I like that, but in the case of RUST it's just weird for me...). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gremlich Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 "head tracking" has a new meaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother Goose Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 So...how do you shoot your cannons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hootmon Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Gives a whole new meaning to 'seat-of-your-pants' flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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