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My life's calling - lost to indecision!


Pharesm
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So CIG marketing noticed how underdeveloped their referral program was... But

...there's 7000 other corporations vying to get you on their bullshit bandwagon. I just can't decide which one to pick!

Sooo much bullshit to choose from. Creamy bullshit, brittle bullshit, really wet bullshit. And of course, there's cat shit:

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If CIG is planning to roll farmville, bejewelled, angry birds and bad copies of every Walt Disney toon into Star Citizen, please, let me out...

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On 4/23/2017 at 5:13 AM, JRCrichton said:

I'm fairly certain cat shit is not a subtype of bull shit.

That point is indisputable.

But you *could* find a pile of both in close proximity...

 

And I just found a stupendously large pile of cat shit, where I was only used to seeing bull shit.

Please forgive my perplexity  ;-)

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17 hours ago, Pharesm said:

That point is indisputable.

But you *could* find a pile of both in close proximity...

 

And I just found a stupendously large pile of cat shit, where I was only used to seeing bull shit.

Please forgive my perplexity  ;-)

 Be wary of any feline that leaves a stupendously large pile. It could also be a pack of feral cats. People snicker unless they've seen what a whirlwind of wild cats attacking something can do. Not pretty.

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